Published on August 20, 2004 By DinCorp In Business
Din Corporation started as small company I was doing on the side. I worked retail pharmacy and realized several gaps in healthcare that needed to plugged. Many of you know one of my companies as Din Pharmaceutical, which is one of the companies that are under the Din Corp blanket. By the way I am Daniel W Din, Founder and Ceo of Din Corp. One of the things we do here is research and development and sell our patents to other drug companies. May be you heard of drugs like Viagra, Valtrex, Marinol, Oxycontin, Lipitor, Xanax, Paxil, well I sold patent rights to these drugs. Now your probably asking why did you sell them? Well, I don't make the drugs, just invent them and sell to others with deep pockets. You can't believe how many lab mice I have in this place. The hardest thing to do is give those little bastards diseases to see if my new drugs will work. Like when I was researching Valtrex it was hard to find a fever blister infested lab mouse who was willng to have all that sex with other lab mice. Lipitor was also a pain in the ass, mice don't normally eat fried food and not excerise. The marinol and oxycontin mice really seemed pretty mellow. Well I hope you enjoyed my blog, come back soon, for I will try to update when time allows for it is pretty busy here at Din Corp.
Comments
on Aug 20, 2004
Dear Dr. Din,
With this much time on your hands I think you need something to fill the void. Maybe it's time to get another girl friend? How about a drug to fight anal warts? Be careful how you give a mouse anal warts though, don't get any on you.
on Dec 16, 2004
I would like to thank Mr Din for my Christmas bonus. Sure, it would have been nice to have some K-Y Jelly to go along with it, but I'm a practical man. Those of us in the mail room would like to give a big shout out to the upper management for all that they do for us during the year. And I want to personally thank Mr Din for my transfer to the mail room from the Drug Research Guinea Pig section. The anal warts are starting to go away and my hair is growing back, so all in all, I'm a thankful employee.

Phil from the mail room